valentines day conversation, - a "sting operation" by god

The comments and the description of the scenario has been exclusively provided by the god himself...”true story”



He: hello
She : hii...happy valentine’s day
He: ya wish you the same (surprised but at the same time adamant not to sound surprised or jubilant)

[a brief pause]

She: man .... this looks weird na...i mean for past 3 years, those challenges to call exactly at 12:12,those whole nite idiotic talks....this time its so different....”kahitari veglach watt ay....bolna kahi tari roz kasa bawlatasarkha badbadat astos. Aaj gappa ka, sang na kahitari”....(trying to be kiddish and over-convincing)
He : what to say...i have no words left...(still unperturbed, bloody loser tries to show attitude when its a universal fact that he has none)
She: ehhh...please...emotional nako hovus ha...(childish, unremorseful and surprising tone...difficult to understand girls psychology anyways)
He: i am not emotional , but u took me into past ..(well, there he is showing his true colours)
She: come to the present na, live in the present
He: hmm... (ok not being sexist here , but obviously its difficult to find out the secret behind “hmmm...”..)

[ a brief pause]

She: so.....how are you?....missed me???
He: ok the missing part, well to be frank, not really ( well kiddo, stop kidding)
She: good , so how are you , kasa ahes???? (over excited tone , stupid girls who shout for no reason)
He: well, my blood pressure is normal, luckily no diarrhoea, dysentery etc....(unable to complete the full “dialogue” as a far superior voice cuts the amplitude of his sound waves)
She: ha...ha...no risk of heart attack, no one to punch u in the face..bla bla bla...screw you and your same old dialogues...
He: ya ,...i know i am lame...cant help it
She: ur the same (ooooh kinda disgusted tone)
He: are you bored already ( trying to avoid the humiliation i guess)
She: not really , the boring person in my life has gone far away..
He: ohh then good for you, but hey there were rumours that u urself had thrown him away...?
sHe: don’t trust rumours, trust your heart..

[another brief pause]

(he in a dual mind now, begins to think about decision control structure from c language, what –else, what –if)
He: now what does that suppose to mean .???
She: whatever u think (girls and their ability to talk in puzzles even god cant help it...phew!..)
He: so how is everyone at home?? ....swanand,uncle , aunty????
She: everyone is fine ...but hey u never asked me how i am doing...(anger...god likes it...;)...)
He: you sound well, u have been allocated the “space” which u wanted, u have been also granted the “break” which u wanted...
She: ya...ya...stop it...(high pitch voice )
He: u know what.......i still love your voice

[yet another brief pause]

( man this is making me bored, guys talk something)
She: hey....can i hug you through phone...???
(he is shocked, i think he almost had a minor heart attack, even god is shocked)
He: of course you can ...only if your reliance’s dhirubhai ambani isn’t watching...
She: he is not like your Vodafone puppy who follows you everywhere...
[he and she both laugh...god is happy]
She: i missed you ....(whoa! where did that come from...)

[and another pause....i hate these emotional dramas]

He: u think i didn’t miss you, for so long i have been waiting to hear ur voice...i stopd listening to music...nothing amuses me these days...
She: well, hold on...just a second...let me make u clear....this break isn’t over ok...(*my god* , oops i forgot i am the god here, this girls make me forget about my own self...poor guys ...*god help them*...sheesh i forgot again , im the god...why the hell i created these creatures )
He: ya well, i know (he laughs, now i don’t know why the hell he laughed here)
She: but i still love you as a friend (oh yeah, BITE ME)
He: well, you continue loving me as a friend and i will continue loving you as my soul ...(well, he has got a point here, lad i am proud of you, u proved today that u are a complete moron)
She: god, u always make me lose when i am winning ( .......... *god had a panic attack..)


P.S
“he “ and “she” are still in the “break ke baad” mood
And about god,
well he has joined night classes on human psychology...